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Why was the haunted mansion self conscious?

Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML.

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Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

What do you call a guy in a lot of debt?

Owen.

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Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

What is it about tall creepy Louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence