Why was the haunted mansion self conscious?

Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML.

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When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

How Does Snoop Dogg Do His Laundry?

He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!

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Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

Because he was following people before instagram

What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!