Why was the haunted mansion self conscious?

Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML.

What do you have to know to be an auctioneer?

Lots

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.

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Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

What is it about tall creepy Louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence