Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.
Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML.
Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.
Because he was following people before instagram
Let's grow MOLD together!
Their bayou loomin' essence
Ellipsis S. Grant.
Harmonica Lewinsky.
Selfless
Instagram
In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.
Drive the route with Les Miles!...
None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.
Wake me up before you glow glow!
Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.
They come out at night!
No chance of blocking an uppercut.
My zipper
Yea that
Turkey
50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime
Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".