Creepy Jokes

Why was the haunted mansion self conscious?

Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

Because he was following people before instagram

What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

What is it about tall creepy Louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence

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Mold Jokes More Mold Jokes

What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

What did Mike Tyson say when he saw mold?

That's growth.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

How much do I trust reddit?

I went on before seeing the new Star Wars.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

Medium Jokes More Medium Jokes

How did the media find out that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

Why couldn't the psychic fit in the small shirt?

Because he was a medium

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs