Creepy Jokes

Why was the haunted mansion self conscious?

Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

Because he was following people before instagram

What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

What is it about tall creepy Louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence

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Glow Jokes More Glow Jokes

What is it about tall creepy Louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence

What makes a glow worm glow?

A light meal!

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

Cornstock

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What do you call an empty town after dinner?

Desserted

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver.

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What did one math book say to the other?

Man I got a lot of problems!

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

Instagram Jokes More Instagram Jokes

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

Why was the A.I. afraid of instagram?

Post-upload skepticism

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in the winter time?

Follow the Fresh Prints!

What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?

She'll let it go!