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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

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Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!

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What's Gabe Newell's favourite game?

Angry Nerds

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

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Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

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Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

What would Valve call the next world war?

A Global Offensive.