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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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What would you call the Easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

What's the biggest lie of the election?

Voting machines aren't hackable.

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

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What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

What was Hiroshima's code name in World War 2?

Target Practice.