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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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What would you call the Easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

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Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

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What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

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Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.