Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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Where does the President keep his armies?

In his Baracks

What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

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What's the biggest lie of the election?

Voting machines aren't hackable.

Whats the most stupid thing you've seen a Bernie Sanders supporter do?

Vote for Bernie in a primary.

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot