Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

What would you call the Easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

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What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

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How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.