Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

Who was the last President of China?

Yes he was.

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

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Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

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Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

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What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

What was Hiroshima's code name in World War 2?

Target Practice.