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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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What does it take to be a president of Russia?

Be a Viktor, then you are Devinitely In

What does it take to be a president?

Nothing

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Why can't Pepe vote?

Because that would be

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Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

What was Hiroshima's code name in World War 2?

Target Practice.