Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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Which president was famous for his long pauses?

Ellipsis S. Grant.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920

How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife

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What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

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Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.