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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

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What is it like to mod r/news?

This thread has been locked. You will unable to vote or comment.

How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

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Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

What was Hiroshima's code name in World War 2?

Target Practice.