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Gabe Newell Jokes

Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

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What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

What's Gabe Newell's favourite game?

Angry Nerds

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Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

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A blinkin' light

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Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

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It's elected President.

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What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

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How much do you love kids?

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What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.