Gabe Newell Jokes

What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

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Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

What's Gabe Newell's favourite game?

Angry Nerds

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Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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All of it.

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So there won't be a World War III.

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Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

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What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

A metal band

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

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What does a toddler get drunk off of?

Jack Danimals!

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

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Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen