What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

A metal band

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How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.

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Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

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What instrument does the Irish chemist play?

The boron.

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.