What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

A metal band

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When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

Why are you putting the saddle on backward?

Brother: How do you know which way I'm going

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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

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Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!