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What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

A metal band

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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.

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What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

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What instrument was the predecessor to the tuba?

The oneba

What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.