What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

A metal band

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What do you call someone with no nose?

Nobody knows.

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

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Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

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What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

What instrument was the predecessor to the tuba?

The oneba