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What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

A metal band

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What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

How do you know your girlfriend is too young?

She only puckers up for her pacifier.

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Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

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What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

What instrument does the uterus play?

The fallopian tuba.