What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

A metal band

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When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

It's a rhetorical question I know this now

What's that over there?

I don't know but I just got a raging clue

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Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

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What instrument does Mother Earth play?

The Qatar.

What instrument does the uterus play?

The fallopian tuba.