What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

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What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

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Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin

What do Brazilian cats speak?

Purr-tuguese

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What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich