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What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!"::Whack::

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

Why did the geologist's wife leave him?

He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."