What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?

One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What should you do if you see a vicious dog?

Hope he doesn't see you.

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?

Artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red Selling her soul for intelligence

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.