Who's there! Al! Al who?

Al lied!

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Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

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Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

Who's there! Al! Al who?

Al lied!