Who's there! Al! Al who?

Al lied!

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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

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Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

Who's there! Al! Al who?

Al lied!