Who's there! Al! Al who?

Al lied!

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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

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Who's there! Al! Al who?

Al lied!

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!