What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

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What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

Dead Centipede Jokes More Dead Centipede Jokes

What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.