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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice?

Cat Farts...

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.

How much electricity is in the ground?

1 Terrahertz

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.

Dead Centipede Jokes More Dead Centipede Jokes

What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

100 Foot Jokes More 100 Foot Jokes

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.