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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Where do socialist birds lay their eggs?

In a communest (pls

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

Because William Shatner

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose?

Because AIR IS FREE

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

Dead Centipede Jokes More Dead Centipede Jokes

What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

100 Foot Jokes More 100 Foot Jokes

What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.