What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

Where do socialist birds lay their eggs?

In a communest (pls

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What to you call someone with no torso who can't smell?

Nobody knows.

What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!

What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.

Dead Centipede Jokes More Dead Centipede Jokes

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

100 Foot Jokes More 100 Foot Jokes

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

There was a restraining order.