What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.

Dead Centipede Jokes More Dead Centipede Jokes

What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.