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Dead Centipede Jokes

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.