A dead centipede.
Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"
Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset
A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.
Because then it would be a foot
He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him
One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.
