What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

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A dead centipede.

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What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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A dead centipede.