What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

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What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

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Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.