What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

What's the richest kind of air?

A millionaire.

Dead Centipede Jokes More Dead Centipede Jokes

What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.