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What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What's the richest kind of air?

A millionaire.

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

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What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.