Other lawyers look interested.
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)
A centipede
Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.
A gorilla pooped on his face.
They have a mole on their body.
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.
The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.
