How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

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What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

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What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

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What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!

What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is its own pun-ishment.

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What do lawyers use for birth control?

Personality.

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.