How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

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What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

What do you call a ford on top of a hill?

A lie

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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

Because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

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How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

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How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

Which lawyers are U2 fans?

The pro bono ones