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How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

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Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

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Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

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What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.