Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who drives away all of his customers?

A taxicab driver.

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?

Cats can't drive!

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

Where do all the bad hamburger buns live?

In the seedy part of town

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

Creepy Jokes More Creepy Jokes

What is it about tall creepy louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence

What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!