Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.
Because from a distance they looked like hares.
You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike
Because their wives are driving.
Them: YOU'RE DRIVING
A bumblegee
Paint a goal line on your driveway.
You only need a nail to hang a painting.
Because he was following people before instagram
Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.