Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

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Oh shoot, I forgot...

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TWIGERING

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A pilot.

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Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

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We need to give you a cavity search

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.