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Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

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What town should a "mountain oyster" festival be held in?

Oxnard, CA

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

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Who's there? Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock KNOCK KNOCK. Who is there?

The pilot.

What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

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Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

Airport Security Jokes More Airport Security Jokes

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search