Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

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What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

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What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean?

An Iceburgh.

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

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How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

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Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

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What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

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Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search