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Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

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The first herd shot round the world!

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I wouldn't shoot heroin.

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Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

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Everywhere.

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The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

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A comickaze

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Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

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In brain cells!

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100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.