Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

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Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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Who's there! Arizona! Arizona who?

Arizona room for one of us in this town!

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

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Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

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Which actor is best suited for a programmer role?

Dev Patel.

What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member?

Mad props...

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What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.