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Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

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What do you call a child who shoots with twigs at a PTSD victim?

TWIGERING

Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography?

Have always been curious of this.

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How's your headache?

Patient: She's out of town.

How do cows go from one town to another?

They cowmmute.

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What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

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Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

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Which actor is always criticising churchgoers?

Christian Slater.

What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

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What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.