Pilot.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A jet engine stops whining after it lands
The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.
Because they all shot pilots.
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast
BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
A pilot you racist!
The pilot was a loaf of bread
The pilot.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
To get to the other side.
He'll tell you.
Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.
A PILOT, YOU RACIST!
A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!
Too soon.
The pilot was a loaf of bread.
He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.
Plain.
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!
Got high.
Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."
He will tell you.
A pilot.
Plane.
Because of his ground thyme.
Because they really wanted a third's eye view!
Aw man, that's a drag.
None it is done by the automatic pilot.
They've already told you.
Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.
How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"
God doesn't think he's a pilot.
Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.
Because he had terminal cancer.
They'll just tell you.
A comickaze
Because he was a slice of bread
Does any of this really matter...
Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.
Shooting the breeze.
Shoot him before he hits the ground
Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.
Cause Tony Scott did it first.
He wanted a higher education!
Because it was ly ill.
Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.
Alec Baldwin
None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.
We'll get on it next week
Parachute
You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"
Luters.
