A jet engine stops whining after it lands
The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast
BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
The pilot was a loaf of bread
The pilot.
To get to the other side.
He'll tell you.
Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.
Too soon.
The pilot was a loaf of bread.
He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.
Plain.
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!
Got high.
Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."
He will tell you.
A pilot.
Plane.
Because of his ground thyme.
Because they really wanted a third's eye view!
Aw man, that's a drag.
None it is done by the automatic pilot.
Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.
How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"
God doesn't think he's a pilot.
Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.
They'll just tell you.
Because he was a slice of bread
Does any of this really matter...
10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.
Actor you my dear Alphonse!
In the Mossque.
ALLAH KAZAM!
Haaand eeeeeeyeeee
Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.
I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "
God doesn't think he's a police officer.
Because that's where the most racists are.
A racist!
They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
BAO BAO BAO BAO
Diversion Mary
Pilot.
One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"
The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance
