A jet engine stops whining after it lands
The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
The pilot was a loaf of bread
Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.
The pilot was a loaf of bread.
He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.
Plain.
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread
He will tell you.
Plane.
Because of his ground thyme.
Because they really wanted a third's eye view!
Aw man, that's a drag.
None it is done by the automatic pilot.
They've already told you.
Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.
God doesn't think he's a pilot.
They'll just tell you.
Because he was a slice of bread
A co-Bra!
Don't poop where you scoop.
Will Feral. Edit: I tried
Matthew McConaug-hay
A boeing constrictor
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
So they know where to stop shaving.
You invite two of them.
The engine stops whining after the plane lands.
You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"
An electron
I don't know, I just fly the drone
Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland
