A jet engine stops whining after it lands
The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast
BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
The pilot was a loaf of bread
The pilot.
To get to the other side.
He'll tell you.
Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.
Too soon.
The pilot was a loaf of bread.
He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.
Plain.
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!
Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."
He will tell you.
A pilot.
Plane.
Because of his ground thyme.
Because they really wanted a third's eye view!
Aw man, that's a drag.
None it is done by the automatic pilot.
Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.
God doesn't think he's a pilot.
Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.
They'll just tell you.
Because he was a slice of bread
Does any of this really matter...
Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.
22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.
Play the change machines.
Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.
I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...
1.99904274017 but that's close enough for non-technical people.
Have faith, don't question.
ALLAH KAZAM!
We stopped Germany.
The government actually wanted to stop Polio.
Because they're too cagey.
The first herd shot round the world!
They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.
Stoner!
