A jet engine stops whining after it lands
The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast
BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
The pilot was a loaf of bread
The pilot.
To get to the other side.
He'll tell you.
Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.
Too soon.
The pilot was a loaf of bread.
He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.
Plain.
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!
Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."
He will tell you.
A pilot.
Plane.
Because of his ground thyme.
Because they really wanted a third's eye view!
Aw man, that's a drag.
None it is done by the automatic pilot.
Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.
God doesn't think he's a pilot.
Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.
They'll just tell you.
Because he was a slice of bread
Does any of this really matter...
Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.
An Awful-lot.
This guy!!!
Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.
Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!
Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"
You take away its credit card
The milky way!
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.
They just wing it.
They end every statement with init
Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.
A defetus
His grades were below sea level
Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.
