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Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

When is a bread not kneaded?

When it's unnecessary

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

Orphanage Jokes More Orphanage Jokes

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?

Everywhere

Boeing Jokes More Boeing Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

747 Jokes More 747 Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?

Not everyone's been in a 747.

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!