Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

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What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What's a redneck's favorite type of bread?

Inbred

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What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

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What is the national bird of Afghanistan?

The Boeing 757

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

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What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?

Not everyone's been in a 747.

What did the Arab land his 747?

The tarmac, you racist.