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Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why are bakeries always so depressing?

They're bread inside.

What does Justin Bieber and jam have in common?

They're both in bread

Orphanage Jokes More Orphanage Jokes

Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

Boeing Jokes More Boeing Jokes

What is the national bird of Afghanistan?

The Boeing 757

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

747 Jokes More 747 Jokes

What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?

Boeing boeing boeing

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!