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Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

Orphanage Jokes More Orphanage Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

Boeing Jokes More Boeing Jokes

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

747 Jokes More 747 Jokes

What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?

Boeing boeing boeing

What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?

Not everyone's been in a 747.