Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread?

Well, we had to do something with the ovens.

What's Ja Rule's favorite type of bread?

Challah!

Orphanage Jokes More Orphanage Jokes

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?

Everywhere

Boeing Jokes More Boeing Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

747 Jokes More 747 Jokes

What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?

Boeing boeing boeing

What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?

Not everyone's been in a 747.