How can you tell if someone is a pilot?

They'll just tell you.

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Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

How do you tell a good farmer?

He's outstanding in his field

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What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.