How can you tell if someone is a pilot?

They'll just tell you.

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What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

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What do you call an Asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.