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How can you tell if someone is a pilot?

They'll just tell you.

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Why cant programmers tell the difference between Christmas and Thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

None it is done by the automatic pilot.