Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

Should we walk home or take a dog

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in One Direction and pointed in the other.

What does the Sergeant of the Knowledge division always tell his troops to get?

In formation

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

What did the two lesbian vampires say to each other?

Same time next month?

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.