Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog in a diving bell?

A sub-woofer

Why did the dog die?

It had Barkinsons

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon at?

Tennish.

What birds spend all their time on their knees?

Birds of prey!

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.