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Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

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What do you call a dog with a lot of friends?

Pawpular!

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

How does a psychic cokehead tell the future?

With a magic 8-ball

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What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom?

Time to go to sweep.

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.