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Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

What do you give and take at the same time?

A poop

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.