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What do you call a communist hip-hop musician?

MC Hammer and Sickle.

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Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

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What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

What did MC Hammer name his son?

Arman.