How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

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How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

What do you call a rapper who's feeling bitter?

NaClmore

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A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

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Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

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What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.