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How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

Handyman Jokes More Handyman Jokes

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.