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How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What professional hates going to the bar?

A lawyer

What did the horse say when it walked into the bar?

Ouch...

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

How do you install "blackout curtains"?

They just get hammered.

Handyman Jokes More Handyman Jokes

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.