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How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

Handyman Jokes More Handyman Jokes

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.