How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

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How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

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Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

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Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

What did the tool box say to the hammer?

Toolsie!

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What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.