What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

What's the difference between HP computers and HP in a video game?

One of them you want to see a lot less of.

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What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

El' if I know.

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

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How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What does my finger and lemon pie have in common?

They both have my rang on them.

Why did the hipster burn his fingers?

Because he changed the light bulb before it was cool

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

How do you install "blackout curtains"?

They just get hammered.

Computer Keyboard Jokes More Computer Keyboard Jokes

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?

The space bar.

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!