What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

Computer Keyboard Jokes More Computer Keyboard Jokes

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?

The space bar.