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What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from.

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)?

I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.

What's a capitalist's favourite dessert?

PROFITeroles. Bad, I know.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!

Computer Keyboard Jokes More Computer Keyboard Jokes

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?

The space bar.