What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you use when you have dry eyes?

Moist-your-eyes-er

What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

She shattered his jaw!

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!

Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

Computer Keyboard Jokes More Computer Keyboard Jokes

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?

The space bar.

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!