What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

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Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

What's grey and bad for your teeth?

A hammer.

Computer Keyboard Jokes More Computer Keyboard Jokes

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?

The space bar.