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What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

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What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

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What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What is a proctologist's drink of choice?

Two fingers of whiskey.

What did the alien say to the gas pump?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!

What do you call a communist hip-hop musician?

MC Hammer and Sickle.

Computer Keyboard Jokes More Computer Keyboard Jokes

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?

The space bar.

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!