What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

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What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

How much does a birdhouse cost?

I don't know the exact price but I know they're pretty cheep

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Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

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When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.

Why do bald men cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

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What did the tool box say to the hammer?

Toolsie!

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

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What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?

The space bar.

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!