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How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

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What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

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What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

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How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.