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How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

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What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

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Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

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What type of jokes do Sikhs hate?

Puns

What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

Sometimes i get the joke.

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When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."?

No one should be that happy.

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.