How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

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How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

What do you say when you leave the UAE?

Dubai-bye!

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Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

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What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.