How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

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When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

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What do you call it when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

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What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

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What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."