They all left.
No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)
Leave the plunger in the toilet
Lentil next time.
You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3
