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What is the opposite of Dominoes?

Domi does not know....

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Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

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What's the opposite of condescending?

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What is the opposite of a protein?

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Which pizza shop's business is like it's name?

Dominoes. Falling one at a time.

How many calls do I get?

Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel