Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

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She wanted to see her nephewlope

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Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

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Because it's easier than running from the law.

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It's the Hemming way.

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Cuba wood!

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Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

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Who's there! Castro! Castro who?

Castro bread upon the waters!

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel