Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

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Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

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What is big and brown and plays the accordion?

Lawrence Elk

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

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Why are 490 Romans are funny?

Because XD Edit: Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here

Why are Catholics the worst drivers?

They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).

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Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

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Who's there! Cuba! Cuba who?

Cuba wood!

What language do they speak in Cuba?

Cubic!

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What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

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Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

Who's there! Castro! Castro who?

Castro bread upon the waters!