Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

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He wanted to have drinks on the house.

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Because then Dallas would want one too.

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They had No Quarter

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A play on words.

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I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

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It's the Hemming way.

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Cubic!

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Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

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Who's there! Castro! Castro who?

Castro bread upon the waters!

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel