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Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

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Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

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What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ?

He played a flat baroque piece!

What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

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What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.

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Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

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Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

What language do they speak in Cuba?

Cubic!

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What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

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Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

Who's there! Castro! Castro who?

Castro bread upon the waters!