Why didn't rail Castro want to be Presi...

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Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

Because he wanted to...

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

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Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

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What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President?

West wing

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

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Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba?

It's the Hemming way.

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

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Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

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Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

Who's there! Castro! Castro who?

Castro bread upon the waters!