Why didn't rail Castro want to be Presi...

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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.

Why is a violin difficult to play?

Because it is fiddly!

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

President Jokes More President Jokes

Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

Cuba Jokes More Cuba Jokes

Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba?

It's the Hemming way.

What language do they speak in Cuba?

Cubic!

Rail Jokes More Rail Jokes

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

Castro Jokes More Castro Jokes

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

Who's there! Castro! Castro who?

Castro bread upon the waters!