What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

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Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

X-post /r/puns Scotch.

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By abusing his names in other languages.

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A small medium at large!

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He didn't want to play second fidel

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What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

What do you call an Italian's semi-formal shirt?

Marco's polo