Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why should you never run in front of a bus?

You will get tired.

Why do I only ran through campsites?

Because it's past tents

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

Who's there! Boiler! Boiler who?

Boiler egg for four minutes!

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

I'm serious... help.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

Fast Food Jokes More Fast Food Jokes

What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

What does a cheetah call Usain Bolt?

Fast food