Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

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What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

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What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

I'm serious... help.

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What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

Fast Food Jokes More Fast Food Jokes

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

Who loves fast food?

Jared fogle