Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

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What did the pool cleaner say to the impatient swimmer?

Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute.

How long is one minute?

It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

Fast Food Jokes More Fast Food Jokes

What does a cheetah call Usain Bolt?

Fast food

What's a pirates favorite fast food?

Arrrrbys