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Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

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What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

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What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

Fast Food Jokes More Fast Food Jokes

What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

Who loves fast food?

Jared Fogle