What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

What's a dentist's favorite time of day?

Tooth-hurty

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

Why can't you run in a campground?

Because you ran: It's past tents.