What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is a prime way of knowing when a retard is thirsty?

He'll have water on the brain.

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran