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What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

How was your day?

And he goes: " rrrrRough "

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!