What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "

Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

What did water say when it found out hydrogen is a diatomic?

H2 Oh!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

What runs, but never sprints?

Inherited obesity