What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

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How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted.

How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant

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Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!