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What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!