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What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted.

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other?

HashTag!

Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!