Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

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Why was the Nigerian toddler crying?

He was going through mid life crisis.

Why did the apple cry?

Its peelings were hurt.

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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

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How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

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What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

What did the Wonderbra say to the regular bra?

Do you even lift

Pepsi Jokes More Pepsi Jokes

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do