Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

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Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.

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Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach?

Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)

How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.