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Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

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What did the mother snake say to her crying baby?

Stop crying and viper your nose!

Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

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What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars?

Jack-u-la!

Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

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Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing