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Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

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Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

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Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

How does The Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

Pepsi Jokes More Pepsi Jokes

What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.