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Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

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Why was the young strawberry crying?

His parents were in a jam.

What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.

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Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

What s the weight of a hipster?

One Insta-gramm

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What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career

What is Long, has two balls and you lift it?

A dumbell

Pepsi Jokes More Pepsi Jokes

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.