Press Jokes

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Because it was soda-pressing

Because it's soda pressing

Because it was soda pressing.

He was soda pressed.

It was soda pressing.

Because it was soda pressing.

Because he was soda-pressing

Because it's soda pressing.

Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

You would rise and shine.

Windows 7 8 9.

By running! J.K. Rowling

Because they have no attachments.

Because he was addicted to Coke.

It was selling coke.

He only had one pupil.

M'doula obligada.

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

A rubber band

Carrion luggage

He's a party pooper!

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

He's trying to age disgracefully!

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