The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
Because it was soda-pressing
Because it's soda pressing
Because it was soda pressing.
He was soda pressed.
It was soda pressing.
Because he was soda-pressing
Because it's soda pressing.
Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.
A rubber band
A ganguin
It's a no-fly zone.
Because they hate waterboarding.
A Coke-o-nut.
I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
With a knife!
Diagon alley
I told you it would rain, dear.
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.
A French press
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)
They both hate the French press
