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Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

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What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"

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What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

Why does ISIS call camels "Ships of the Desert"?

Because they are full of ISIS seamen.

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Why did the pigeon hate the crow?

Because he was in the coo klux klan

What do you call a shirt you hate?

Cloathed*

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What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!