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Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

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How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

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Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis

What will be on the Denny's Menu when ISIS takes over?

The Grand I-slam

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

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What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!