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Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

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Who makes a drinking sound like this makes drinking sound?

GEORGE GRASHINGTON!

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

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What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius?

ISIS

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

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Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

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Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press