Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

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It was all-oink-lusive.

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A beer-a-cuda!

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Execution is everything.

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So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

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He felt pain.

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Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press

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Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)