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Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

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Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

What do baby parabola drink?

Their Quadratic Formula!

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How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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What popular board game do dyslexics hate?

Scramble

Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press