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French Press Jokes

What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

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What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press

What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!