What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press

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Ground Coffee.

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BOO! Langerieeee!

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All the inequalities

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Rice is.

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Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)