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Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

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What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

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What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

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Why does Tumblr hate symmetrical shapes?

Because they can't even

Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays

French Press Jokes More French Press Jokes

What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!