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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

What beer do elderly rednecks drink?

Silver Mullet

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A swipe and wipe.

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Iced lolly.

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The execution.

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Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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This one will sleigh you!

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They always get jalapeno business!

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They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press

What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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