Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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Allahu snackbar!

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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French press

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French press. (Too soon?)

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Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)