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Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What does Batman put in his drink?

Just ice

How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

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What's ISIS' favorite kind of discount?

Blowouts

What do you call ISIS after it has been completely destroyed?

WASWAS!

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Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

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Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)