What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press

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Where do birds meet for coffee?

In a nest-cafe!

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

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What did the French chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

Looks like we have debris all over the place

What's a French person's favorite video game system?

The Wii! (Oui)

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What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours?

A hermit crab!

Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

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What kind of tea does water make?

Humiditea.

What kind of girls date firefighters?

Hose.

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What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press

What's the Islamist term for acceptable internet humor?

Ha-lol.

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press