Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

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Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?

Because they have cotton balls.

Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing.

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Why did the Chemist give up a singing career?

He could not hit any of the ketones.

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

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Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions