Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

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What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend?

I love your Boo-ty

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

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What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

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What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

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Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.