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Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

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You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

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H2OOOHHHGG

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His job.

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Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

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He couldn't stop dropping the base!

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Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

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Because they'll crack up anyways

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Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction