March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.

Previous Random Joke Next

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

Why don't I enjoy certain middle eastern food?

Because it just makes me falafel.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

Ammonia Jokes More Ammonia Jokes

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.

Who's there! Ammonia! Ammonia who?

Ammonia a poor little sparrow!