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What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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Why do adrenaline junkies enjoy camping?

Because it is in tents

What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

Handshake Jokes More Handshake Jokes

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

A handshake

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.