What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

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What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

A

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

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Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

Why don't I enjoy certain middle eastern food?

Because it just makes me falafel.

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What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

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What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

A handshake!