What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

What food are you able to can?

Cannibal (can able) food.

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Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

Handshake Jokes More Handshake Jokes

What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

A handshake!

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.