What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

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What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

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Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

Handshake Jokes More Handshake Jokes

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

A handshake