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What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

Why do cannibals never go hungry?

Because they can make themselves dinner.

What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

Why did the punster enjoy the Broadway show about etymology?

Because it was a play on words.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

Handshake Jokes More Handshake Jokes

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

A handshake