What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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How is a broken clock better than a politician?

The clock is still right twice a day.

Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently

Handshake Jokes More Handshake Jokes

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

A handshake

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.