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What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

What do 0/10 little boys enjoy?

Catholic priests

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

Handshake Jokes More Handshake Jokes

What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

A handshake!

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.