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What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.

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What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

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How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce