What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.

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How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!

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Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas