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What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

A handshake

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

Handshake Jokes More Handshake Jokes

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

A handshake