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What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

A handshake

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

Handshake Jokes More Handshake Jokes

What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

A handshake!

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

A handshake