What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.

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What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

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Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender