What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.

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What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink.

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

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What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas