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What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you do for a frog with a belly ache?

Rubbit.

What happens to illegally parked frogs?

They get toad away.

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What goes?

Green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?A frog in my blender

What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

100 Mph Jokes More 100 Mph Jokes

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

What fish goes up the river at 100mph?

A motor pike!