What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?

A frog with hiccups!

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What goes?

Green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?A frog in my blender

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

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What fish goes up the river at 100mph?

A motor pike!

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.