What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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What did Sacagawea the frog say in the trampoline factory?

I'm very hoppy.

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They share the same middle name.

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What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

He got toad

What happened to the frog's car?

It was toad.