What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

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They always want to play leap frog with him

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What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.