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What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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Why did Ms. Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

What did Sacagawea the frog say in the trampoline factory?

I'm very hoppy.

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Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new