What happens to illegally parked frogs?

They get toad away.

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What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

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What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

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What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

What happened to the frog's car?

It was toad.

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Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!