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What happens to illegally parked frogs?

They get toad away.

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What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity?

The letter M

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What's the difference between a frog?

One leg's both the same.

What do you call an awesome internet site for frogs?

Rebbit.

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What do toads and choads have in common?

They both taste a bit swampy

What do toads drink?

Croaka-cola!

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Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

How do cats park their cars?

They allel park