What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

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What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?

Annette!

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Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

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What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger

What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

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How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it

Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.

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What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

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Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.