What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

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What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

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What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.

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What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

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Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn)