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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

Henry Jokes More Henry Jokes

What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

Why wouldn't blastoise share with charizard?

He was a shellfish Pokémon.

Eighth Jokes More Eighth Jokes

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?

A top-of-the-lime model.