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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

What's a swear word?

Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do frogs drink?

Hot croako!

What advice did the frog give to the condom manufacturer?

Rib it.

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Henry Jokes More Henry Jokes

What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.