What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

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What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

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What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

Why did Ms. Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

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What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8