What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

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What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere?

Plot twisting!

What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?

A mutt in a rut!

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What sounds like a frog but keeps me up all night?

Reddit

What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

He got toad

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What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.