What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

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What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

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What did the bunny say to the frog?

My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)

What kind of shoes to frogs like?

Open toad sandals!

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What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

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Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8