What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

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Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

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What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

What do you call it when someone gets covered by a landslide?

A bu-rock-ke

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How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.