Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Who's there! Ankara! Ankara who?

Ankara went off the cliff!

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

Potato Chip Jokes More Potato Chip Jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.