Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Who's there! Candy! Candy who?

Candy cow jump over the moon!

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Potato Chip Jokes More Potato Chip Jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.