Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

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Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

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What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

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What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

Roadrunner Jokes More Roadrunner Jokes

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep