Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him!

What is a wok?

Something you throw at wabbits when you haven't got your wifle.

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range?

Router Limits!

Roadrunner Jokes More Roadrunner Jokes

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep