Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What do you call someone who points out the obvious?

Someone who points out the obvious.

Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

Why is there echo every time Bono sings?

Because he's close to The Edge

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

Roadrunner Jokes More Roadrunner Jokes

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep