Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

What is long and yellow and always points north?

A magnetic banana.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range?

Router Limits!

Roadrunner Jokes More Roadrunner Jokes

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep