Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.
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Because he's always standing by The Edge.
Because he's close to The Edge
Because he was too close to The Edge.
To throw the Roadrunner off.
A precipuss.
So it would push back.
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He wanted to test out his new air brakes.
It takes the edge off it
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Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.
Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.
Ebowla.
The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!
Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.
Baa-Dum-Sss
Ankara went off the cliff!
Adelia the cards after you cut the pack!
You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".
The penguin who pushed him!
They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
The bartender says, "Central Park."
You're drunk ET, go home!
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An elephant with an umbrella!
Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.
D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."
With an ethernet!
They pump kin.
If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush
