Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.
Because he's always standing by The Edge.
Because he's close to The Edge
Because he was too close to The Edge.
To throw the Roadrunner off.
A precipuss.
Router Limits!
Legendary
It takes the edge off it
Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.
Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.
Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.
Milk of amnesia!
You stop milking the cow after ten years.
She replied: "with scissors of course."
The knife just wasn't cutting it.
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".
One in Fife
I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either
AU, get outta here!
Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.
Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.
Pikachu, that's all he can say.
Geronimoo!
I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM
On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.
