Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.
Because he's always standing by The Edge.
Because he's close to The Edge
Because he was too close to The Edge.
To throw the Roadrunner off.
A precipuss.
Router Limits!
Legendary
It takes the edge off it
Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.
Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.
Ebowla.
Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.
To Test a Mint
Bangladesh
Oh sheeeeeettttt!
There may be leavesdropping
Because he couldn't find a date!
Its quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.
Asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"
We don't want any treble
There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.
A Volkswagen automobile.
To screw in the lightbulb.
Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
Removed
A. They were really put out.