Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.
Because he's always standing by The Edge.
Because he's close to The Edge
Because he was too close to The Edge.
To throw the Roadrunner off.
A precipuss.
Router Limits!
Legendary
It takes the edge off it
Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.
Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.
Ebowla.
Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.
Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."
So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.
We can still be brother and sister.
Relative dating
He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends
Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.
He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"
No WiFi...
Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...
Fo' drizzle.
Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming
And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!
No boos for me.
I don't have a new BMW in my garage.
