Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.
Because he's always standing by The Edge.
Because he's close to The Edge
Because he was too close to The Edge.
To throw the Roadrunner off.
A precipuss.
Router Limits!
Legendary
It takes the edge off it
Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.
Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.
Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.
Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
Light bulb.
When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"
Jeep Jeep
To cut the corners!
With a knife!
Because the dog let the cat out of the bag!!
Because it was out of tuna.
Someone who points out the obvious.
A triangle has three points
Because his mother was a wafer so long
Labor Day.
