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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Light bulb.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

Less than twelve parsecs.

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

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How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.

How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)