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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Light bulb.

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Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

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How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

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How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.