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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Light bulb.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

How many musos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a pretty obscure number. You probably haven't heard of it.

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How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

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How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.

Why does it take *two* premenstrual women to change a light bulb?

BECAUSE!!