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What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

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What was your name?

It's Siv" I know lmao hi5s other judge

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

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What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland?

No Kia

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

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What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night?

A double bridle

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Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

What's the biggest lie of the election?

Voting machines aren't hackable.

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What's the definition of irony?

An incongruity between expectation and result.

What is the result?

A tie.