What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

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What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

The underlay! underlay!

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What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk

What do you call a robotic transforming Malaysian airliner?

If it's evil, a Deceptigone. If not, an Autobottomoftheocean Shamelessly stolen from

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How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

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Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win.7 votes for every one a man wins.

What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war

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What is the result?

A tie.

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.