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What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

Why arent there any Socialist entrepreneurs?

Seriously I dont know.....

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from.

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

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What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

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What is the best definition of irony?

Irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black