What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

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How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

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How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.

What's the definition of irony?

An incongruity between expectation and result.