What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

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What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

What is the worst about having alzheimer's and dierrhea?

You're running but don't know where to.

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Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

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What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

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Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

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What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.