What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

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Why are there commercials for milk?

Who still doesn't know about milk

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

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Who would steal an artificial leg?

Im stumped.

What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

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Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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Who wins the election?

America.

What do Polish Arctic researchers do at elections?

They have a polar pole poll.

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What is the result?

A tie.

What's the definition of irony?

An incongruity between expectation and result.