How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem, He sleeps at night.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

What does a cat sleep on?

A caterpillow.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!