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How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

Seven Day Jokes More Seven Day Jokes

What does seven days without exercise make?

One weak!

How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night