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How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

Seven Day Jokes More Seven Day Jokes

Why do they call me seven days?

Because I'm weak.

Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.