How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

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How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!

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What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem, He sleeps at night.

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What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?

One is a weak one and the other one week!

Why do they call me seven days?

Because I'm weak.