How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

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Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed!

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

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What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What does seven days without exercise make?

One weak!

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.