Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

Because that's what they measure.

What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.