April Sale - 20% Off

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

Previous Random Joke Next
Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How sick are you?

Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

"Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

What is the most noble office supply?

The ruler!