Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

Why did the girl reject iron oxide?

Because it was FeO

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience

Who is the king of stationery?

The ruler.