March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

Previous Random Joke Next

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you... And you my dear - I am at a club... And sitting right behind you!!

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Where do holy men sleep?

Monk beds.

Why do you hate me?

Me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

What is the most noble office supply?

The ruler!