What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl that goes down right after you just met?

Ronda Rousey

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!

Bubble Bath Jokes More Bubble Bath Jokes

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

A shampoodle!