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What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside.

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.

How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?

Artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red Selling her soul for intelligence

Bubble Bath Jokes More Bubble Bath Jokes

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

A shampoodle!