Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

Because they cant find the point.

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

Fowl Language Jokes More Fowl Language Jokes

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

Because he was using too much fowl language