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Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

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What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

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Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

Fowl Language Jokes More Fowl Language Jokes

Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.