Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

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Nunja.

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The woman in church has hope in her soul.

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Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

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Because of its fowl language.

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She was always using fowl language.