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Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

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How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

It won't be there

Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

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Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

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What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

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Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

Fowl Language Jokes More Fowl Language Jokes

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!