Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

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What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Fowl Language Jokes More Fowl Language Jokes

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

Because he was using too much fowl language