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Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

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What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

What file archiver do Tigers use?

Win-Rawr.

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What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding?

Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

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Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

Fowl Language Jokes More Fowl Language Jokes

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

Because he was using too much fowl language