Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

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Why can't you use "Beef stew"as a password?

Because it's not stroganoff.

What's that coffee drink with icecream?

I used to know it, but... Affogato.

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Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

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Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

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Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

Fowl Language Jokes More Fowl Language Jokes

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.