March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

Previous Random Joke Next
Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

Dairy Queen Jokes More Dairy Queen Jokes

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

Margarita Jokes More Margarita Jokes

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!