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What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

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What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

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Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

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Because she married Mr. Softy!

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What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!