What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

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Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

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What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!