What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

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Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

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Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

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Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.