What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

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Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

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What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!