What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

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You kick her in the groin.

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He tripped a fan

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Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

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What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!